I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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