All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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