I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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