Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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