do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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