the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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