Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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