doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
is it fun? or sober?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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