so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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