He uses pillows to masturbate.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize