i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
found the other keg... it's in the tree
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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