You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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