I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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