and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
