Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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