Nicole vs. Life
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
try to milk me bitch
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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