so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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