God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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