I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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