You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
another moral hangover. fuck.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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