It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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