That's intense
North Korea, Best Korea!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
