I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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