i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
These tits shall not be calmed
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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