I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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