You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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