One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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