Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
