Dude my mom stole all your condoms
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
this will be a night to untag.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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