Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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