At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
All I want is dick and wine.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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