her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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