addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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