Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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