dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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