My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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