So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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