When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell