they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.