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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better

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• (845): View more from New York

  How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?

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• (530): View more from California

  Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!

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  I THINK I SHARTED

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

  (406): View more from Montana

  YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.

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