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• (212): View more from New York

  I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.

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  Try anal, it works wonders.

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• (914): View more from New York

  im gay

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  i know

  (914): View more from New York

  yea but for you.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.

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• (510): View more from California

  im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.

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• (818): View more from California

  hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.

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  My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?

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