watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
