If that was your dad, he is hot
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
God I need to hump something, right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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