i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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