Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Sorry about my life...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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