How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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