Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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