Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
