return my video game
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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