Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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