I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He did a backflip because drugs
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