Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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