Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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