I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Randomize
