PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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