Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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My balls are so social today.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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