Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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