im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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