I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He shit in the fireplace
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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